do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them
Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?
those bloggers that you want to be friends with but they are too cool for you
I put the pro in procrastination
do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares
i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday
- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying